Diagnosis

I’m a professional, take it from me:

This is clearly a case of

early onset Hangry.

No doubt about it –

classic case,

all the symptoms.

As with most maladies,

prevention is the best medicine – But –

sometimes it sneaks up on you.

Once diagnosed,

swift action is required

to successfully avoid

Complete Functional Breakdown

and Undesirable Side Effects

too gruesome to name.

  

My tried-and-true remedy:

Two fried eggs,

served immediately,

followed in swift order

by half an hour outdoors.

  

Prescription signed

Mom.