Free to a Good Home

For my wonderful Buy Nothing group

 

In certain circles, the phrase

“Random Weekend Purge”

is shameless clickbait.

 

Guilty as charged.

(I even added the word “Truly” for emphasis

and promised to “let it simmer.”)

 

Offered free to a good home –

In other words, pleasefortheloveofgod

take this crap out of my house!

 

Accordion file that won’t fit in my bookcase.

Book, inspirational, in giftable condition.

Curling iron, never used – don’t know what I was thinking.

 

Dijon mustard, coarse ground, unopened and unexpired.

Entire bag of well-worn kids’ shoes, please take all.

Foam weather stripping, two sizes, still sticky.

 

All this – and more! – is yours for the taking.

You know you want it (yes, and you want it all.)

(Have I convinced you yet?)

 

Oh, and a superhero mask!

You’ll be my hero forever

if you just take this stuff off my hands.

 

Any takers?